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Stranger: heyy….x

You: shhhhh

You: I sense a disturbance in the Force

Stranger: i was named after luke skywalker

Stranger: my dad was a huge fan :\

You: That is likely why I have this strange feeling of deja-vu.

Stranger: where ya from ?x

You: What is your name, my son?

Stranger: luke

You: Where do you reside?

Stranger: england u ?x

You: Wait! What part of England?

Stranger: lonodn

You: I have one more question for you….

Stranger: yup

You: If the sky is up… what is down?

Stranger: earth

You: LUKE. It is you!!! We have eagerly awaited your return for many years!

Stranger: klkl

Stranger: what ur name ?

You: My name is not important here.

Stranger: klkl

Stranger: r u m or f ?x

Stranger: im guessin m

You: female, my Lord

Stranger: shame

You: oh, why?

Stranger: gay

Stranger: :\

You: Luke, we welcome you with open arms. I am Balje Anbar and you have passed the final test.

You: Are you ready to join us in the fight against the Dark side?

Stranger: depends

You: My child, it does not depend. It is your destiny!

Stranger: ill only do it if ur gay ; )

You: Unfortunately, that is not the case. I was not told you would prove so difficult to work with.

Stranger: :\

You: We assumed you would be glad to hear this news.

Stranger: :\

Stranger: how big is your cock

You: Oh Luke, I can see that you are unsure of your place in this world. I can assure you, we can offer you much more than what you have here.

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You: ahoy matey!

Stranger: Ahoy!

Stranger: where are ya from?

You: Avast ye ol seadog! This site be full o’ landlubbers!

You: I hail from the pirate ship USofA!

Stranger: AARGH

Stranger: im sorry me maty but im searching for a girl exposing herself atm

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Stranger: HI!

You: you just got served

Stranger: oh man

Stranger: :[

Stranger: OH YEAH

Stranger: I BEAT SHAQ

You: would you like fries with that?

Stranger: yes please

You: sorry, we’re out of fries

Stranger: ….

Stranger: YOU RUIN MY DREAMS

You: thats my job

Stranger: aw

You: i do what i do

Stranger: you’re pretty good at it

You: why thank you!

Stranger: A+ for you

Stranger: gold str

Stranger: star*

Stranger: all that jazz

You: would you care for a milkshake?

Stranger: …

Stranger: are you going to say you don’t have them?

Stranger: i don’t wanna get served again

You: no- cuz my milkshakes bring all the boys to yard!

Stranger: i’m catching on to you…

Stranger: hahah

You: yeah, you know you want one

Stranger: now that song is stuck in my head.

Stranger: FUUUUUU

Stranger: BAI

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: nice to meet u

You: AAAAHHHHHH!

You: ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: where

You: behind you!!!!!!!

You: RUN

Stranger: no

Stranger: a im not i killd them already

Stranger: with a bazoka

Stranger: hahahaha

You: hahaha

You: more likely you killed them with bad spelling and grammar

Stranger: nce one

Stranger: may be

Stranger: so nice to meet u got more okes

Stranger: jokes

You: as my grandma used to say, nothing like a misplaced apostrophe to strike fear into the heart of a zombie

Stranger: yes thats true

Stranger: and here take my gun i dont need it any more i want to sleep

Stranger: after i tear the zombie apart

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so see ya

Stranger: nice tlakig to u

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Stranger: sex/age?

You: no/old

Stranger: eww wrinkles

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Stranger: Hello

You: Hey! What is up?

Stranger: nothing, listening to some music. You?

You: I am on the World Wide Web! Chatting with people I do not know! It is fabulous!

Stranger: lol, obvious

You: I see this many times but do not understand. What is “lol”

Stranger: it’s the game

You: The game?

Stranger: Yes, the game, you just lost it

You: I am sorry I do not understand. How did I lose if I did not know I was playing?

You: What is the game?

Stranger: Fine, to win the game everyone must be playing the game, if you think of the game you lose the game and cannot play for another half hour

You: Oh my.

Stranger: Now you lose

Stranger: pwned

You: Because I thought of the game. Ah, I see! Now I will not think of the game and I will win!

Stranger: No you

You: And that is LOL, yes?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: tell your friends

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You: I love you.

Stranger: i love you too

You: hows your life?

Stranger: not as great since you’ve gone

You: it had to be done. you left me with no choice.

Stranger: but i olny cheated once

Stranger: you said it was okay

You: i found those emails. I know it happened more than once.

Stranger: you don’t understand! it was only a fling

You: And what was I?

Stranger: you were..the best thing that ever happened to me

You: why would you put “the best thing that ever happened to you” at risk, then?

You: it doesnt make sense to me!

Stranger: i never wanted to! i wish ii didn’t have to!

Stranger: you’re damn brothers filling your head with LIES

You: hey! you leave my brother out of this!

Stranger: you know he’s been trying to tear us apart

You: thats ridiculous. he’s just looking out for me. if you had any siblings, you’d understand!

You: but no- everythings always about you!

Stranger: Well the mob’s after ME not YOU! if I talk about you they’ll come after you again

You: you keep your mouth shut.

You: i dont need another black eye. got it?!

Stranger: i’m trying to stay quiet but YOU MAKE IT SO HARD FOR ME

Stranger: why can’t you just say you love me and THAT’S ALL

Stranger: why must there always be a problem with you?

You: My only problem is YOU.

Stranger: …ho can you say that to me?

You: I take back what I said earlier about you….

You: i loved you.

Stranger: no

Stranger: take that back

Stranger: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

You: go ahead, do whatever you want. but this is over. I’m not playing these games.

Stranger: you know I can’t live without you!

You: I’m leaving tonight. Don’t try to find me.

You: cuz you won’t.

Stranger: what if I take this knife to myself. would you STAY THEN?!

You: its too late to guilt me into staying!

You: I’m calling your mother right now

You: She’s on her way to check on you.

Stranger: DON’T EVEN TRY THAT! I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!

Stranger: I’LL DO IT! I SWEAR

Stranger: Tell me you won’t leave!

You: I’m calling 911. You need help.

You: Put the knife down, ok?

Stranger: just tell me you’ll stay and this will all be over. I can’t live without you!

You: Yes, you can. You have to.

You: I’m in my car right now. The house, the furniture, its all yours. I have to go.

You: I have to start over. On my own.

You: And so do you.

Stranger: NO

Stranger: not without you!

You: Sorry, but my heart (and my body) has been broken enough.

You: Good luck.

You: And goodbye.

Stranger: nooo!

Stranger: you know what?

Stranger: this knife shouldn’t be in me

Stranger: IT SHOULD BE IN YOU!

Stranger: I SWEAR I’LL FIND YOU!

Stranger: AND WHEN I DO….

Stranger: …i hope you’re happy with the choice you made.

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You: hi!

Stranger: This Ad Was Posted to Craig’s List Personals:

Stranger: Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.

Stranger: was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives.

Stranger: You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings.

Stranger: I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

Stranger: First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

Stranger: My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Stranger: Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn’t it?

Stranger: I know it probably wasn’t fun walking back to wherever you’d come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

Stranger: After I called your mother, or “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you’d done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people’s in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

Stranger: I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

Stranger: I then threw your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was parked at the curb … after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver’s side of the car.

Stranger: Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what’s going on with that?

Stranger: Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number, etc).

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you . . . but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you’ve chosen to pursue in life.

Stranger: Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Stranger: Have a good day!

Stranger: Thoughtfully yours,

Stranger: Alex

Stranger: (funny huh

Stranger: (funny huh

You: hahaha awesome

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Stranger: FUCKIN NIGGA

You: no, not quite

Stranger: You fuckin ace nigga?

You: no, i dont believe i am

Stranger: You not good G?

You: I’m not sure.

Stranger: wassup?

Stranger: Wana tlk bout it g?

You: Talk about what, to be exact?

Stranger: I fout u wernt gd?

You: Um, I’m really not sure how to reply.

You: I am good.

Stranger: R U FEELIN GD?

Stranger: Gd man gd

You: Oh, I see. GD stands for good?

Stranger: ye boi

You: Yes, I most certainly feeling good. How are you?

You: gd?

You: or not gd?

Stranger: ye i’m gd jst chillin’, fuckin sum bitches, drankin beers

You: Does that mean you are inebriated and having intercourse with the air conditioning system on?

Stranger: ye man, dats it

Stranger: fuckin feels gd man

You: in that case I am also chillin’, fuckin sum bitches and drankin beers

You: It is quite pleasant.

Stranger: Pleasant aint da wrd man, betta dan plesent. Niga blak ass, feels gd man.

You: Yes, it does feel gd.

You: Do you have other plans for the evening?

Stranger: nah jst chillin nigga

Stranger: u?

You: I understand. It is hot also; we must run the air conditioning unit almost constantly.

Stranger: ware u 2?

You: I plan to also be chillin’ tonight.

Stranger: ware u liv?

You: I live in Egypt.

You: Where do you live?

Stranger: in cali bro, east coast 4 real

You: I thought the state of California was located on the West Coast. Is my geography incorrect?

Stranger: ye nigga all incorrect an shi

You: I apologize.

Stranger: Nah i’m just trolling.

You: trolling?

Stranger: Not something you know in Egypt?

You: No, I’m afraid not.

Stranger: Ah. Its just a slang term along the same lines of “i’m just pulling your leg”.

You: Ah, I see. That is in the same manner as saying “I’m joking.” Correct?

Stranger: Yes.

You: Haha! So my geography was in fact correct? Haha! Good joke!

Stranger: I just meant about me being a black guy. I’ve just been messing with you.

Stranger: If you couldn’t already tell.

You: Really? You had me fooled! So you are not a black male from Cali then?

Stranger: Nope.

You: So who are you?

Stranger: Fat white boy from UK.

You: Nice. I’m not some weird guy from Egypt either.

You: I’m a girl from the US

You: hahaha

Stranger: Fair enough.

Stranger: Where in the US?

You: Well played sir. Check and mate.

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Stranger: Hello, I’m POSENAC Staff member Sgt. Chagas – ID 877393-SD. You’ll be an important Integralist Worldwide Order’s member in 2038. I’m here to protect you.

You: sweet! so are you my bodyguard?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: Something like that.

You: what does POENAC stand for?

You: POSENAC*

Stranger: The Secret Police, sir.

You: “sir”? do I have a sex change in the future then?

Stranger: Aren’t you Andy Velasquez?

You: Yes, Andy is short Andrea.

Stranger: So.. Are you?

You: Yes. I am.

Stranger: Ok, Velasquez.

Stranger: Have you go some question?

You: Explain the Integralist Worldwide Order.

Stranger: The Integralist moviment was created in the South Distric 1932. It was banished after the WWII

Stranger: But in 2022, after the first was against the chinese, We’ve created the New Integralist Worldwid order.

Stranger: Europe, Australia and America.

You: the South District?

Stranger: war*

Stranger: Yes, The South Distric.

You: where is that, exactly?

Stranger: Australia and South America.

You: So a war with the Chinese in 2022, eh?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: You’ll be an important scientist.

You: Hmm, interesting. Exactly what role will I play in the wars and the creation of the Worldwide Order?

Stranger: In 2018, you’ll move to the amazonic jungle and you’re going to create the Kurumim technology in 2025.

Stranger: It will be very important to defeat the chinese in the second chinese war.

You: Ah, I see. But my current work is in the social sciences. I fail to see how any of my projects, either current or future, could have bearing on the outcome of war.

Stranger: The Kurumim technology consists in a powerfull drug, called Soma II.

Stranger: It increases the soldiers resistance and adaptability.

Stranger: So they can fight in the warm jungles or in the cold mountains.

You: Sgt. Chagas, who sent you here to protect me? and what, exactly, are you protecting me from?

You: You have guarded information that is not available to the public. This is quite distressing.

Stranger: Gerenal Delacoux sent me.

Stranger: The chinese had also developed the Phoenix technology in 2037.

Stranger: General Delacoux is afraid they can also come to the past and maybe try something to stop the Soma II production.

You: I see. How did you find me?

Stranger: You told me how to find you.

You: Well played Sgt. Chagas. Did I also tell you about the notebook?

Stranger: I don’t think so.

Stranger: Is the battery low?

You: Good. That tells me your security clearance level, at the least. Now, how do you propose to protect me from the Chinese?

Stranger: Well.. There is no sureness about the Chinese yet.

Stranger: We are going to act with precaution. We don’t want to change the future.

You: Hm. Are you still in contact with your superiors?

Stranger: Tenant Laura Miller is going to visit you, you must act naturally.

Stranger: No. We cannot have contact with the future yet.

Stranger: If something doesn’t works out well.. More POSENAC agents will come.

You: Good. Who is Laura Miller?

Stranger: Tenant Miller is member of my group.

Stranger: We are 5.

You: Is she also under the command of Delacroux?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: Delacroux is the leader of the ND.

You: And are you sure your only mission here is to protect me? I’ve learned to assume anything about John Delacroux.

You: *not* to assume

Stranger: His name is Alain

Stranger: Alain Delacroux.

You: Yes, that’s him. I know him as John in the current day. That much doesn’t surprise me.

Stranger: I’m sorry, but you don’t know Alain yet.

You: Hm. Odd. When do your records state that I first meet him?

Stranger: Actually.. Nobody ever knew him personally.

Stranger: We cannot know it.

You: So am I working with Delacroux in the future then?

Stranger: No. Actually you will work with the SDHC

You: SDHC?

Stranger: Southern District Health Center

You: Will I be recruited to join this agency?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: In 2018

Stranger: When u’ll go to the Amazon jungle.

You: I see. And which agency is Delacroux with?

You: ND?

You: Northern Distrct?

Stranger: Delacroux is th leader of the POSENAC in the Northern Distric yeah.

Stranger: District*

You: Listen to me, Sgt. Chagas. Listen carefully…

You: I don’t know how my relationship with John Delacroux has been removed from history, but it it true.

You: do not trust him.

You: There is definitely something odd going on.

Stranger: You were born in San Diego 1990, right?

Stranger: was*

You: No. Actually, thats incorrect as well.

You: What other information do you have about me?

Stranger: That’s too weird.

Stranger: Well.. I just knew you yesterday.

Stranger: You’re white.. Light brown hair

Stranger: And as I know u’re 49 years old.

You: 49 in 2038?

Stranger: Yes.

You: Ok. These discrepancies don’t add up. I wish I knew what happened, happens? to me over the next twenty years…

Stranger: But you seem to be less than 49, don’t worry.

You: Chagras, you seem trustworthy enough… I think your true mission has not yet been revealed.

You: Stay alert. I expect we will find out what is going on soon enough

Stranger: Of course I cannot tell you eveything.

Stranger: But that’s all you need to know at this moment.

You: Fair enough… perhaps I was foolish to trust a cohort of Delacroux, so soon.

Stranger: Why?

You: Hm. I think thats all you need to know at this moment.

Stranger: Delacroux wants to help you.

You: Yes. Of course he does. He’s always wanted to “help” me

Stranger: But I cannot understand what happened..

Stranger: You said u’re not white or qith light brown hair

Stranger: And the person I saw yesterday, Dr. Velasquez.. Was white and with the light brown hair

You: Oh no, the physical description is quite accurate. Just my age and birthdate seem to have been misconstrued.

You: I don’t doubt that was me. I do doubt that I am cooperating willingly with whatever Delacroux is planning.

Stranger: Oh.. Ok! Well.. Maybe they don’t want me to know everything.

Stranger: Are you that John is the same Delacroux?

Stranger: sure*

You: Without a doubt. Even the name Alain makes sense to me.

Stranger: Where did you meet him?

You: I need you to answer a few questions, before I elaborate….

You: Now think back carefully, when you met me yesterday in the future…

Stranger: Ok, I’m here to answer your questions as I can.

You: What were my exact words?

You: What exactly did I say to you?

Stranger: You told me how to find you

Stranger: You’ve asked me to enter in this stuff called Omegle.

You: Yes, that makes sense

Stranger: And you told me your address.

You: Anything else? anything at all?

Stranger: You told me one word.. An strange word..

Stranger: An Tupi word, I guess..

You: I believe I know the word. Oh, my.

Stranger: It was anaue

Stranger: Or something like that

You: Give me a moment, please. I have a journal of Tupi translations. Let me make sure this is accurate.

Stranger: Ok.

You: Sgt. Chagras, I don’t want to be rude, but what is your gender?

Stranger: Chagas. I’m a man.

You: Were you born in San Diego in 1990?

Stranger: No.

You: What is your birth year then?

Stranger: 1988

You: Hmmm… this might account for the mix-ups in age then… Who were your parents? Who raised you?

Stranger: Amber and Jonathan Chagas

Stranger: Look what I’ve found!

You: what?

Stranger: Anauê is a word of tupi origin, that served as a greeting among the native americans. It is a word with affective content that means: ” You are my brother “

You: Yes.

Stranger: So.. Do you think.. That..

Stranger: No! It’s not possible!

You: Thats what I’m trying to figure out here.

You: Now, are you sure Amber and Jonathon were you birth parents?

Stranger: Well.. Yes!

Stranger: I mean..

Stranger: I think so

You: Was there anything… odd… about your childhood? Did you ever notice anything out of the ordinary? Late night visitors? Unexplained phone calls?

Stranger: Not really.. It was quite normal as I can remember.

You: Hm. I suppose they would have done what they could to shield you from this. How did you enter the secret police? Recruited?

Stranger: Actually yes. In 2016, after the revolution.

You: Listen Chagas… I had a brother. I was born in 1988. He was born in 1990.

You: I have a feeling it was not chance that you were the one sent to protect me.

Stranger: I don’t know.. I’m confused.

You: Yes, thats understandable. Its a lot to take in at once….

Stranger: Is your name Velasquez?

You: That is what others know me by.

Stranger: But it sounds.. So latin!

Stranger: And you didn’t seem to be latin.

You: You see, 2018 will not be the first time I visit South America.

You: I have been involved with a top secret program between the US and a secret alliance of South American nations. That is why I recognized the Tupi word.

You: And this is likely the forerunner of the government you work for now

You: When I was first recruited two years ago, my entire identity was changed. So now, yes, I am Velasquez. But I have not always been.

Stranger: I don’t understand! I’ve fighted in the war against the communist rebels in South America

Stranger: 2017!

Stranger: I knew everything

You: I’m not sure. I have not been to the future, Anauê. I only know what has happened up to today.

You: I was raised by an elderly couple in Michigan. Far too old to be my parents, even I knew that. but they never addressed the issue. Two years ago I was approached to work for 6 months in Brazil. A mind control study, too controversial to be done in the US.

Stranger: In the amazonic jungle?

You: I discovered that a file had been kept on me since I was born. My parents… our parents, were high-ranking CIA operatives. When I was two, my parents were killed. I along with my younger brother, were given up for adoption

You: Yes, near the jungle. a Tupi elder lived in a nearby village.

Stranger: Maybe Amazonas or Para

Stranger: hahaha Now seriously.. It’s working really well! We should make a novel! And we’ll be rich! It’s going to be a best-seller.. And after a Hollywood masters success!

You: No doubt!

You: That was superb!

Stranger: Are you really from Michigan?

You: no. lol

You: I’m a wonderful liar!

You: I mean, “author”

Stranger: Yes, you’re!

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: Brazil! haha

Stranger: What about you?

You: Nice, I had to Google the Tupi, but thought you must know about it, lol. I’m from the US. Indiana

Stranger: Nah..

Stranger: We don’t know it.

Stranger: And I didn’t know about ‘You’re my brother’

Stranger: I though it was only kinda ‘Hello!’

You: really?! cuz that worked beautifully! I saw that and realized that wouldve been a great secret word

Stranger: It’s because the Integralist moviment really existed!

Stranger: And they used the ‘Anauê!”

You: really? I knew the movement was real (thanks again, Google!) but I didnt know thats where you got the word from

Stranger: It was a really good story haha

You: it was- i look forward to seeing the movie!

Stranger: We need to finish it!

You: Well, it was a good time. I’m saving this conversation, lol

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